z0diac
June 4th, 2007, 09:02 PM
Ok, Britney went on a drinking binge, went to rehab for like a day, ran away from rehab, hopped on a plane, flew to Cali, shaved her head (http://www.zodcaps.com/otherpix1/b/britney_spears/3/britney_spears_(headshaved-hq)_(zodaps.com)_070218-010.jpg), attacked a car with an umbrella (http://www.zodcaps.com/otherpix1/b/britney_spears/3/britney_spears_(zodcaps.com-070531)_0113.jpg), and has now reportedly tried to kill herself while back in rehab.
Lindsay Lohan (http://www.zodcaps.com/otherpix1/l/lindsay_lohan/3/lindsay_lohan_(zodcaps.com-070531)_091_teddys_nightclub_052807(8).jpg), ditto, minus the headshaving and the umbrella attack and suicide.
Paris just likes to drive (http://www.zodcaps.com/otherpix1/p/paris_hilton/2/paris_hilton-zodcaps_070131-101.jpg) drunk and make sex tapes (http://www.zodcaps.com/moviepics/p/paris_hilton_(bathtub_01-02-03).jpg). I guess one of those is ok to do.
So which young Hollywood starlet is next on the self-destruction list?
Tara Reid came close. She's had hundreds of pictures taken of her while being pissed drunk. But she's not in the spotlight enough (she wishes) to be pushed over the edge.
Jessica Simpson maybe. She looked a bit unstable after her breakup with Nicky boy. Jessica Alba or Biel? Nah - they both seem to have a good head on their shoulders. What about the Olsen twins? Those two are just plain WEIRD anyway. Nicole Richie but she's kind of already been there, plus nobody seems to care what she does unless it's with Paris. It usually seems to happen to people who are 1: young and 2: recently found fame
Any idea who's next???
Lindsay Lohan (http://www.zodcaps.com/otherpix1/l/lindsay_lohan/3/lindsay_lohan_(zodcaps.com-070531)_091_teddys_nightclub_052807(8).jpg), ditto, minus the headshaving and the umbrella attack and suicide.
Paris just likes to drive (http://www.zodcaps.com/otherpix1/p/paris_hilton/2/paris_hilton-zodcaps_070131-101.jpg) drunk and make sex tapes (http://www.zodcaps.com/moviepics/p/paris_hilton_(bathtub_01-02-03).jpg). I guess one of those is ok to do.
So which young Hollywood starlet is next on the self-destruction list?
Tara Reid came close. She's had hundreds of pictures taken of her while being pissed drunk. But she's not in the spotlight enough (she wishes) to be pushed over the edge.
Jessica Simpson maybe. She looked a bit unstable after her breakup with Nicky boy. Jessica Alba or Biel? Nah - they both seem to have a good head on their shoulders. What about the Olsen twins? Those two are just plain WEIRD anyway. Nicole Richie but she's kind of already been there, plus nobody seems to care what she does unless it's with Paris. It usually seems to happen to people who are 1: young and 2: recently found fame
Any idea who's next???